Bubba 
this hea pichr wuz takn rit aftr muh toof whit ten nen treetminz
Ma sed she wus hapee wit da reesulz...i no i yam
Howdeeee yall this heers ol Bubba
ackshully its Bubba Earnhardt, thurd cuzzin to th racer feller.
I wurk reelee hord nites h'yar in th #40+tanaseefun place as a nite wach man.
I liv in booger hollr, an thay sey th fathr ya go up in thar,
th meener thay ar, an I liv in th las hows on th' lef.
rot here beelo is'n whar i liv wif mah waf myrtle an mah coon dawg tabacker
the dam guvment feds dun up an took ar kids boby-jo-wili-jeb an bertha-lee-betty away
frum us cuz'n thay sed we were a-growin mary-jawana out on th bac 40
I've scratched my sack March 2004
27 mor peymintz an this heer beeyewty is our'n fur keepz
heerz ar veehikal we yuz wen we go vizit ar kenfok ov'r en possum cownte
an heerz one we savin up fo sumdey
ya'll come bac now heah?
times since early November 1966.